I love you the most

Today is my work buddy's birthday. She is going to be 21 again. I have a present for her but for the life of me I can't find anything to put it in but a festive christmas bag. Hope she will understand that I am slightly retarded in the 'have the appropriate gift wrapping on hand' department. I failed it miserably in training. I do have cards, if I could find them.
Scooty continues to poke at the door to be let in. I am ok with that as it appears to be the only exercise I am getting at the moment. My little scoot is drifty and vacant. I hope it is temporary. We think he is still having seizures but not the grand mal variety of the earlier times. He is drinking lots of water. And if it weren't for the fact that we had his glucose checked I would think he was diabetic. I am calling the vet today for some suggestions. He has lost interest in eating much to the delight of the other 2 who are more than happy to help him clean his plate. I guard it but they are sneaky.
As for driving. I am going to go and check but I am beginning to think I have a bulls eye on my car that only other drivers can see. What in the hell? I am driving by the mill and just about get t-boned by some dipshit pulling out by the E Z wash. Hello, I have my lights on and every thing? jesus! Then I am not even going to mention the driver's with 1P license plates, holy crap on a cracker. Where are they issuing their license? Local gumball machine? Darting into traffic from the far lane, traffic coming? Doesn't matter. I think they are all on meth and late for class or something. fucktards! So I watch these goofs and am quite exhausted by the time I get to work. boy!
So I am talking with a gent from Payette. Could be a farmer dunno, haven't got that far in the running conversation. But we were talking about cafe booths. Hey, its a topic. And he asked me if I knew Alma's. Huh! I am intrigued, but from the picture; he looks a tad older than me. And hey aren't I freaking ancient. So I think I will go for the 70 year olds. Get me a sugar daddy with one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel.
So that is pretty much it for now. Wind is blowing cuz the I can hear a chunk of wood hitting the side of the house.
ciao!